whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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