Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
