brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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