She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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