i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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