Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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