I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
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whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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