On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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