i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I love having hate sex.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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