he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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