You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
