i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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