My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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