Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
meet me or not, i'm out of control
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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