I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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