Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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