the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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