it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
