My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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