ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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