Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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