I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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