We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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