we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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