I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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