haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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