She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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