listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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