I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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