I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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