i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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