Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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