i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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