Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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