Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
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I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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