I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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