if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
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I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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