I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable