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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day

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  If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you

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  Those had pot in them

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  And good luck on your interview asshole

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  where are you?

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  Hypothermia

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.

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• (650): View more from California

  Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah

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