i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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