I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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