What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
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So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.