Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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