If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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