38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Randomize