why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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