...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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