you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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