Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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