belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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