when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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