we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
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Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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