just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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