Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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