would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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