oh god the rape fog is back!
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
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"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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