I have demons in me.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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