This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
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I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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